today-ifuckedup:

So this happened when I was like 10. I used to eat croissants for breakfast before school and  my mum would warm them up in the microwave so they would be softer and get that nice texture, you know. But one day I thought hey, you’re smart, you can cut out the middle man and microwave it yourself. 

Except instead of putting the timer on for 20 seconds I put it on for 2 minutes. 

Long story short, 1 minute and 30 seconds later the microwave is on fire and my mum has to run downstairs in a towel and throw it in the garden to put the fire out, leaving me with no breakfast, the family with no microwave for another 5 years and me no longer trusted to cook myself food. 

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